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Best of the Asylum Years
Volume Two

LPa2 cover







This Hotel Room
















Steve Goodman







Steve Goodman -Vocols, Accoustic Guitar



Steve Burgh - Acousftc Guitar



Hugh McDonald - Electric Bass



Sheldon lm Plotkin - Drums



Jeff Gotcheon - Piano



Jethro Burns - Mandolin



Jack The Bear - Cornets



Ken Bloom - Boss Clarinet, Clarinet







This hotel room's got a lot of stuff,



A laundry bag and a shoe-shine cloth,



Thirty-two hangers, and a touch-tone phone,



With a light that comes on, when I ain't home.



I ain't home, I ain't home, you better leave a message,



'Cause I ain't home.



They got an air conditioner for when I'm hot



And a radiator for when I'm not



Two big chairs siffin' side by side



With the Holy Bible and the TV Guide.



TV Guide, TV Guide, great god almighty,



It's a TV Guide.







I got a second story view from curb to curb



I got a sign that says do not disturb



A monogram towel and a bucket of ice.



A chest of drawers and a mirror that lies.



A mirror that lies; a mirror that lies.



That can't be me and it's a mirror that lies.







They got a room service menu for food and drink,



A porcelain throne and aluminum sink,



Two big pillows to rest my head,



And magic fingers on a king size bed



Put in the quarter, turn out the light



Magic fingers make you feel all right.



Feel all right, feel all right,



Magic fingers make you feel all right.







This old hotel's all right with me



They pay the postage if you lose the key



This hotel room's got a lot of stuff



But I believe I've had enough.







I called my baby, said don't you pout



I'm packin' my bags and I'm checkin' out



Just as soon as you hang up the telephone



Stick a candle in the window I'm comin' home



Comin' home, comin' home,



Stick a candle in the window I'm comin' home.



Big Ears Music/Red Pajamas Music (ASCAP)







Bobby Don't Stop








Words and music by Steve Goodman & Bill La Bounty







Here it is Friday



Drowning my troubles







Knocking down the doubles 'cause it's happy hour



Over in the corner, an old piano



Bobby knows how great those old songs are



He will play your request for a drink or a dollar



Bop and boogie woogie and they all sound nice



But it doesn't matter how you holler



Bobby never plays the same thing twice







Bobby Don't Stop



Cause we're just getting started on



Something so hot and it feels so right



You give all that you've got



For the broken hearted lovers and losers



Who are crying tonight







Saturday night and Bobby's still cookin'.



He plays that piano like there's no tomorrow



The crowd is shoutin'; everyone of them cookin'



For some song they need to ease their sorrow







All of a sudden it's Sunday morning



Last call but you can't say when now



Bobby play us one more song



That will tide us over 'till



The next weekend







01980 Big Ears Music, Inc /Red Pajamas Music, In,.  ASCAP



and Captain Crysta1 Music BMI







Vocals: Steve Goodman



Acoustic & Electric Guitars: Brian Ray



Acoustic Piano & Fender Rhodes: Bill Elliott



Bass: Rick Chudacoff



Drums & Handclaps: Peter Bunetta



Percussion: Alan Estes



Background Vocals: Matthew Weiner, Bill La Bounty, Arno Lucas







Men Who Love Women Who Love Men




Steve Goodman







Down on forty-second street



Where the elite all retreat to greet



You can see them coming from everywhere



Every kind of man and woman you will find there







There are men who love women who love men



Women who love women every now and then



There are men who love men



Because they can't pretend they are



Men who love women who love men







There are those who make love for pay



There are those who make love anyway



Over in the bar with a bottle of scotch



There are those who rather just watch







There are those who make love to machines



That don't talk back and are easy to clean



There are those who will tell you out loud



That they can only make love in a crowd







In the pursuit of true love's joy



Boys will be girls and girls will be boys



But it's so hard to know what to do



When you don't know who you're talking to







PRODUCED BY STEVE GOODMAN



FOR RED PAJAMAS PRODUCTIONS



From the album High and Outside



Copyright 1979 Big Ears Music, Inc./



Red PaiaM85 Music, Inc.  CASCAP)







That's What Friends Are For




(Steve Goodman, Steve Burgh,



Jim Rothermel & Jeff Gutcheon)







How to hide your feeling is the first thing that you learn



When you cannot tell the truth to whom it may concern



When you fall in love with your closest friend



And she's not in love with you



You get caught in the middle



If she can't pretend that she feels the same about you







But whenever someone breaks her heart



She comes knocking at your door



She knows she can count on you



After all that's what friends are for







Friends are the ones who hold you up



When the whole world is letting you down



Friends are the ones you turn to for love



When lovers can't be found







I wish I knew how to tell her



I'm her friend and something more



But some things are better left unsaid



And, after all, that's what friends are for







That's what friends are for







PRODUCED BY STEVE GOODMAN FOR RED PAJAMAS PRODUCTIONS, AND STEVE



BUR(3H



From the album Words Vk- Can Dance To



Copyright 1976 Big Ears Music, Inc./



Red Pajamas Music, Inc.  ASCAP







Just Lucky I Guess




Steve Goodman







Just lucky I guess



I could have fallen for you



I never realized how much I wanted to



How in the world did my heart



Get into such a mess?



It wasn't easy



I was just lucky I guess







It was something in the air



I never gave it a thought



But just a minute there



And I just might get caught



In the nick of time you



Smiled and I confessed



That was a close one, I was



Just lucky I guess







I thought I had it all arranged



I was just coasting when I met you



Then you put an end to my



Bragging and boasting



And baby won't you please tell me



What I have done to stand half a chance



To change my luck with you because



You hold the key to my happiness



How did I let that happen?



I was just lucky I guess







PRODUCED BY STEVE GOODMAN



FOR RED PAJAMAS PRODUCTIONS



From the album High And Outside



Copyright 1979 Big Ears Music, Inc./



Red Pajamas, Inc. (ASCAP)







My Old Man




 Steve Goodman







I miss my old man tonite



and I wish he was here with me



With his corny jokes and his cheap cigars



He could look you in the eye and sell you a car.



That's not an easy thing to do,



but no one ever knew a more charming creature



on this earth than my old man.







He was a pilot in the big war in the U.S. Army Air Corps



in a C - 47 with a heavy load



full of combat cargo for the Burma Road.



And after they dropped the bomb



he came home and married Mom



and not long after that



he was my old man.







And oh the fights we had



when my brother and I got him mad;



He'd get all boiled up and he'd start to shout



and I knew what was coming so I tuned him out.



And now the old man's gone, and I'd give all I own



to hear what he said when I wasn't listening



to my old man'







I miss my old man tonite



and I can almost see his face



He was always trying to watch his weight



and his heart only made it to fifty-eight.



For the first time since he died



late last night I cried.



I wondered when I was gonna do that



for my old man.







PRODUCED BY JOEL DORN FOR THE



MASKED ANNOUNCER CORP



From the album Say It In Private



Copyright 1977 Big Ears Music, Inc./



Red Pajamas Music, Inc. (ASCAP)







Video Tape








Steve Goodman







If your life was on video tape



wouldn't everything be all right



When your head hurts the morning after



you could roll it back to late last night



You could replay all the good parts



and cut out what you don't like



Oh wouldn't you be in good shape



if your life was on video tape







If everybody had ESP



everything would be ok



We could see trouble coming



and we could step out of the way



When the grim reaper comes to call



we could arrange to be out of town



It would be the great escape



and you could put it on video tape







I don't have a video recorder



I don't have a crystal ball



and when I'm not with my baby



then I don't have very much at all



I can't predict the future



and I sure can't change the past



But I know it will all make sense



if you love me in the present tense







If your life was on video tape



wouldn't everything be all right



When your head hurts the morning after



you could roll it back to late last night



You could replay all the good parts



and cut out what you don't like



Oh wouldn't you be in good shape



if your life was on video tape







PRODUCED BY JOEL DORN FOR THE



MASKED ANNOUNCER CORP



From the album Say It In Private



Copyright 1977 Big Ears Music Inc./



Red Pajamas Music Inc. (ASCAP)







Danger




Words and music by Steve Goodman & Mike Smith,



Additionally, lyric by Sean Kelly







She was fourteen years old



He was five years older



Old enough to know about danger



Underneath the moon







Danger; will they find it?



Orphans of the open road



Chips on their shoulders



Just a little colder than danger



Underneath the moon







Danger; and he asked her



Baby are you lookin' for love?



Are you lookin' for danger?



Sittin' on a keg of dynamite



Everynight







She knew that they couldn't last



Out beyond the edge of; fingers on



The ledge above danger



Underneath the moon







Danger; will they find it?



At night they ride the open road



Phantoms of disaster: just a little faster



Than danger underneath the moon







Danger ... and he asked her



Baby are you livin' for love?



Are you dyin' for danger?



Sittin' on a keg of dynamite everynight







PRODUCED BY PETER BUNETTA AND



RICK CHUDACOFF FOR RIPE



PRODUCTIONS



From the album Hot Spot



Copyright 1980 Big Ears Music, Inc./



Red Pajamas Music, Inc.  CASCAP);



Pierce Arrow Music Publishers (BMI)







Door Number Three




Steve Goodman/Jimmy Buffett







Steve Goodman - Vocals, Accoustic Guitar



Sheldon Ira Plotkin - Drums



Vassar Clements - Fiddle



John Burns - Electric Guitar



Sieve Burgh - Electric Guitar



Winnie Winston - Pedal Steel Guitar



Hugh McDonald - Electric Bass



Jeff Guicheon - Piano



Raun MacKinnon - Harmony and Background Vocals



Bonnie Koloc & Diane Holmes - Background Vocals







I took a wrong turn, but it was a right turn



My turn to have me a ball



The boys at the shop told me where to stop



If I wanted to play for it all



But I didn't know I'd find her on day-time TV



'Cause my world lies waiting behind door number three



Now I don't want what Jay's got on his table



Or the box Carol Merril points to on the floor



But I'll hang out just as long as I am able



Until I can unlock that lucky door



Well she's no big deal to most folks, but she's everything to me



'Cause my whole world lies behind door number three



'Ain't it hard to realize



He's not selling any alibis



When he stares into the vacuum of your eyes



And says. . . Do you wanta make a deal'



They found us in the lost and found



Love is blind but now I see



That my whole world lies waiting behind door number three



Yes, my whole wodd lies waiting behind door number three







PRODUCED BY STEVE GOODMAN



FOR RED PAJAMAS PRODUCTIONS



From the album Jessie's Jig And Other



Favorites



Copyright 1974 Big Ears Music, Inc./ Red Pajamas Music, Inc.



(ASCAP); ABC Dunhill Music (BMI)







I Can't Sleep




Steve Goodman







Last night I stayed up late to watch the sunrise



It afforded a wonderful view



Count the sheep till I cry



Count the times you said goodbye



I can't sleep when I can't sleep with you







There's no need to think you'd remember



A love like some forgotten I.O.U.



I've been watchin' the dawn



Every night since you're gone



And I can't sleep when I can't sleep with you







Oh babe



I'm so lonely



Now I'm wonderin' what I'm gonna do



All of my life I've been dreamin' a sweet dream



How was I to know that dream was you







Last night I stayed up late to watch the sunrise



And I'll stay up late tomorrow night, too



Count the sheep till I cry



Count the times you said goodbye



And I can't sleep when I can't sleep with you







Oh babe



I'm so lonely



Now I'm wonderin' what I'm gonna do



You don't have to wake me when it's over



Now I know I can't get over you







Last night I stayed up late to watch the sunrise



And I'll stay up late tomorrow night, too



Hear that early bird call



Ain't it hard when you fall



And I can't sleep when I can't sleep with you







PRODUCED BY STEVE GOODMAN



FOR RED PAJAMAS PRODUCTIONS



From the album Jessie's Jig And Other



Favorites



Copyright 1975 Big Ears Music, Inc./



Red Pajamas Music, Inc. (ASCAP)











You Can Turn To Me












Steve Goodman, Rick Chudacoff,



Arno Lucas, and Peter Bunetta







You-you have found a place inside me



That no one has been to



I thought the night could hide me



But somehow you saw thru



All my deception



Way down to the true affection







You-you have a place inside you



Where you've been hiding too



With no one there beside you



But that just made you blue



So why don't you let me



Do for you what you do for me







Oh my darling



There's no one but you



Has ever made me feet the way you do



And if you ever need somebody who



Will always make you that same way too



Just remember you can turn to me







PRODUCED BY STEVE GOODMAN



FOR RED PAJAMAS PRODUCTIONS



From the album High And Outside



Copyright 1979 Big Ears Music, Inc./



Red Pajamas Music, Inc. (ASCAP)







Spoon River




Michael Smith







All of the river boat gamblers are losing their shirts



All of the brave union soldier boys sleep in the dirt



But you know and I know, there never was reason to hurt



All of our lives were entwined to begin with,



Here in spoon river.







All of the calico dresses, the gingham and lace,



Are up in the attic with Grandfather's derringer case,



There's words whispered down in the parlour, a shadowy face,



The morning is heavy with one more beginning,



Here in spoon river.







Come to the dance, Mary Perkins, I like you right well,



The union's preserved, if you listen you'll hear all the bells,



There must be a heaven, God knows that I've seen most of hell,



My rig is outside, come and ride through the morning,



Here in spoon river.







PRODUCED BY STEVE GOODMAN



FOR RED PAJAMAS PRODUCTIONS



From the album Jessie's Jig And Other



Favorites



Copyright 1969 Bird Ave. Publishing Co., Inc. (BMI)